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Standard Field Equipment

Uniform
The ultimate in obfuscation.  The new eAc uniform.
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Mind-control Ray Gun
Undoubtedly the eAc's most popular piece of equipment, the standard issue MCRG is an essential tool for every agent and field operative.  It's clever camouflage makes it appear like a child's toy, further enhancing its deployment capability.  The latest model incorporates a new ion discharge intercepting overkill trigger (IDIOT) mechanism for mind-numbing effectiveness.
Mind-control Ray Gun

Anti-Rapture Helmet Mark II
The ARH MK2 is guaranteed to prevent any extraneously generated movement by a deity, keeping the wearer firmly on the ground and in touch with reality.  The Mark II includes a new auto-activation feature that engages the unit in the event of sudden christian bodily ascensions.  It has been fully tested in an artificially simulated rapture environment to ensure terrestrial stability.
Anti-Rapture Helmet Mark II

Ironometer Mark VII
The Ironometer Mark VII utilizes the latest FUNDAR technology to precisely locate and measure the amount of irony in any target theist's statement.  And the new emergency auto-shutdown feature protects against dangerous overloads that plagued the earlier models.

Ironometer Mark VII
Pascalometer
The Pascalometer is designed to detect known theological fallacies and, utilizing global positioning technology, can pinpoint the source to within a couple of meters.  A satellite uplink allows the unit to network to other Pascalometers via the eAc Geosynchronous Satellite System (eAcGSS).
Pascalometer

Fundie Sensitive Glasses
In order to protect our agents and field operatives from harmful religious fundamentalism, we have developed the Fundie Sensitive Glasses.  A revolutionary coating on the lenses becomes completely opaque when religious fundamentalists are near, protecting the wearer from all visually distracting stimuli.
Fundie Sensitive Glasses

Divine Intervention

Yo-God God Detector

Batteries