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Department of Vote Rigging

Activities Report

FROM:Graham Kennedy
RE:Update on eAc DOVR activities as of January 2004

Fellow conspirators,

I am pleased to report that preparations for the upcoming elections are proceeding on schedule. Control of election results will be more carefully tuned than ever, allowing a true draw to be achieved in all targeted states. Legal teams are fully briefed for the ensuing legislative furball, and we are confident that the resultant chaos will surpass even the benchmark year 2000 performance.

- G. Kennedy