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Who we Aren't


The evil Atheist conspiracy — a shadowy, diabolic organization of the godless that has infiltrated all the world's power structures and is gradually tightening its hold in preparation for the day when it will strike, conquer the planet itself and exterminate all things good, right and holy once and for all.

It doesn't exist.

That's the most important thing to keep in mind when discussing the evil Atheist conspiracy (or eAc as its members call it, that is, if it had any members, which it doesn't, since it doesn't really exist).  In fact, you can probably just disregard that first paragraph altogether.  The eAc is a purely hypothetical idea, likely just a big joke invented by all us crazy atheists to parody the way the fundamentalists often accuse us of acting.  So relax!  Resume your normal lives!  There is no such organization and there certainly is no such conspiracy.  You have nothing whatsoever to worry about.  And if you've seen any mysterious black helicopters flying near your home — well, they don't exist either.  And even if they did exist, which they don't, they wouldn't be in the least bit dangerous or harmful, and they certainly wouldn't be beaming evil mind-control rays into your home through your television screen and fillings.  You need not worry on that regard.

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